childservices:

*gets a 200 note post* *looks in mirror* fame changed you


tokachiku:

hardcoreandmetalbitch:

One of the best scenes of Malcolm in the Middle ever.

that fucking kid took one for the team


donnacabonna:

what if god was one of us?

posted 1 week ago via oshaw0tt · originally tropius
32,540 notes

obscurebourgeoisie:

don’t buy colgate whitening toothpaste

it says guaranteed whiteness in 14 days

15 days have come and gone

and i am still asian


"I have a GENIUS idea for a TV show. Half cat;half dog. No, no. I already have the perfect name. Get this. “Catdog”. No, don’t worry about how it poops. You’re disgusting. This is a kids show"
— Someone at nickelodeon like 20 years ago (via andisaysthings)

kevrudd:

australian-government:

itstonyabbott:

offended

good

lol



What is self respect

posted 3 weeks ago
#lel

Is there any chance you yourself are a time traveller?

United in their fear of the unknown. The Neanderthal is running scared, my fellow mutants


diamoncls:

Me: *looks at phone for 10 seconds*
Adult: WOAH GEE GOLLY YOU CANT GO 10 MINUTES WITHOUT DIGGING YOUR HEAD IN YOUR PHONE CANT YOU


teenagesuccubus:

accidentaldeletion:

The lizard is hungry.

OH MY GOD

teenagesuccubus:

accidentaldeletion:

The lizard is hungry.

OH MY GOD



pleasantgoose:

pleasantgoose:

the app store has really stepped up its game

i didn’t set my ipod on fire for 5 notes

pleasantgoose:

pleasantgoose:

the app store has really stepped up its game

i didn’t set my ipod on fire for 5 notes


g-iggle:

jzammito:

me in Spanish class

spanish class

g-iggle:

jzammito:

me in Spanish class

spanish class

posted 1 month ago via laughcentre · originally dvrkn
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