Cut the shit, Ernie.
*gets a 200 note post* *looks in mirror* fame changed you
One of the best scenes of Malcolm in the Middle ever.
that fucking kid took one for the team
what if god was one of us?
don’t buy colgate whitening toothpaste
it says guaranteed whiteness in 14 days
15 days have come and gone
and i am still asian
Is there any chance you yourself are a time traveller?
United in their fear of the unknown. The Neanderthal is running scared, my fellow mutants
Me: *looks at phone for 10 seconds*
Adult: WOAH GEE GOLLY YOU CANT GO 10 MINUTES WITHOUT DIGGING YOUR HEAD IN YOUR PHONE CANT YOU
The lizard is hungry.
OH MY GOD